Because that chair at your office is really really comfy.
Zombie James Brown!
Because everybody didn’t love Raymond.
Because you want to let the ladies know what they’re getting into.
Because you just love doing the laundry!
Because you really love pastrys.
Because you eat Fruit Loops every morning.
Because it will always be relevent.
Because…I really don’t know…
Because you want everyone to know how you love Hello kitty